Jeff: What I mean is I don't want racist jokes in my act.Īchmed: Oh-ok, how 'bout if I kill the Jews?Īchmed: I'm kidding, I would not kill the Jews. 2 Jews walk in a bar.Īchmed: What, you don't let Jews in your bar? You racist bastitd. I-I told another Jokech! I can do this crap to'ch.Īchmed: Ok, here's another one. How have you been getting through security at the airports?Īchmed: Oh that's easy, they open the case and I go "ello! I am Lindsay Lohan!" haha. Jeff: heh, look if you've been in my suitcase all this time. Jeff: Al'right so listen Achmed, so where did you come from?Īchmed: Your freaking suitcase. Jeff: Well did they say it would only be, female, virgins?Īchmed: Wait. Are you my virgins? I hope not.Īchmed: There's a bunch of ugly-ass guys out there.Īchmed: If this is paradise. I have something to tell you.Īchmed: Wait. I need some ligaments.Īchmed: He scares the crap out of me! Please don't put me back in the sinned suitcase.Īchmed: Sudan's Mustard gas is nothing compared to a Walter fart.Īchmed: I-It's not funny. Jeff: Al'right just hold on we'll fix this.Īchmed: ok wait what are you doing. What are you doing to me! Stop touching me! I Kill you!
What tha hell? What are you doin? Ok Stop it.
Silence! I kill you! What the hell happened to my feet? Son of a bitch? What the hell? Oh wait a minute.
I would suppose you have some sort of specialty.Īchmed: It's a flesh wound. Oh Oh, I I mean uh, Ala Dammit.Īchmed: No you said Ukned, it's Achmed huchhuch huch huch huch huch.Īchmed: Oh-uh.
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